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Slow Demotivational Poster

SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them

TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


TAGS: trolls slow stupid internet fail
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 7:58 pm
Yep; they heal themselves when hurt, but are susceptible of being burnt. :)
- January 29, 2012, 12:04 am
You betcha. It's called "bait". ;) Not here, s'much as elsewhere...
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 5:46 pm
good luck with that :)

CIGARETTES - For the suicidal procrastinator.


HIKING COMPANION - Sure, Chester is loud, obnoxious, smells horrible, and tells the worst stories.. ...but I know I can run much faster than him.

DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slow

SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?


TAGS: move slow think quick crankyhead
Rating: 4.46/5

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jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 10:51 pm

THE GAME - Slowpoke lost it...

TAGS: slowpoke the game 4**** meme
Rating: 1.46/5

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CrackersL - October 25, 2012, 8:47 am
Why does slowpoke have an a**hole?
Juddles - September 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
On Deviateart.com made by some named josh(somthing)
LeHurleur - September 21, 2009, 9:17 am
where did you find this pic plz ?
CANADA - September 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
motifake-you failed it!

REGAL TURTLE - No, he does not know Kung-fu. Stop asking.

TAGS: slow steady turtle last place race
Rating: 4.9/5

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CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 4:55 pm
Thanks ^_^
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 10:35 pm


TAGS: so slow the f down already
Rating: 4.53/5

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forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:20 am
ok, now I get your idea... thx ;)
Haarakkon - September 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
This has nothing to do with joules, mass, antimatter or even Einstein. E=mc2 is an equation that is commonly (note: not necessarily correctly) and vaguely a**ociated with the speed of light and space travel. That's all.
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:39 pm
Nice one Haar.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
i don't know, perhaps the snail is getting scared of the speed. If the snail turns on the headlights will they , oh nevermind
forseti - September 13, 2010, 3:30 pm
but the snail goes at least as fast as the turtle as long as it stays on the back... O.o
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:21 pm
the turtle goes fast compared to the snail.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:20 pm
sorry, even with the tags I don't get it. 2L for the funny pic.
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
E=mc^2 + k Where k is +/- 4 lions

SLUGGISH - "I don't surf the net in general. I have someone do it for me instead, because I find it sluggish." (Brian May) I guess he was using Internet Explorer!

CUBICLE WARRIORS - Preparing for a day of warfare with an indifferent bureaucracy and outright hostile management. The reward? None.

INTERNET - It used to be real slow....

Beginners be careful -

TAGS: slow cool down
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - August 22, 2013, 8:04 am
That's Called the maoworks2 work out .
Greeny - August 22, 2013, 4:37 am
Sure, rub it in my face - lucky ba5tard...

Slow Foods -

TAGS: zombie surgeon general slow foods
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - August 14, 2013, 1:00 pm
Gotta watch that Cholesterol level! 5/f

Now you know -

Caution -


TAGS: natural selection or slowest runner
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - August 17, 2012, 1:19 pm
‘WET WOOL-h** HAMMY’ …good LOL for that…5L


TAGS: old dogs dream of slow rabbits
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - March 6, 2013, 9:27 am
Heh, just cruised thru the first four posters of the day. I’m not done smiling, and this one, space, tops them. Cheers, mate.

Layers of the Soul -

B........ling. -


TAGS: what if slow down
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:59 pm
THAT is a 5L demotivator Face.
Cubbybear - June 4, 2010, 12:38 pm
Be careful what you wish for...Oh wait!



bullet time -

TAGS: bullet time is slow motion
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:26 pm
Really? Interesting. I didn't think that a card was going to slow down bullet.
vulture - August 22, 2013, 7:51 pm
Bit of tumbling going on there - time to clean a dirty barrel.

it's December 2nd -

FAST CHILDREN - Good for 5000 points a pop.


TAGS: speed sighns slow trap car road street 12 1 2 drive trafic
Rating: 2.38/5

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familyghost - May 18, 2009, 8:19 pm
... Can you even measure that on a speedometer?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING - This sign is so mean...

TAGS: slow children playing
Rating: 2.1/5

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rick - October 30, 2008, 7:58 pm
apparently it is ok to call them slow, but not ok to call them retarded...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 1:08 pm
because it calls the children slow or because the child pictured is using some other child's head as a basketball?

TRAFFIC - Your destination is far cooler than mine, you arrogant bastard!

Speed -

You know you're driving too slow -

TAGS: slow driver problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 12:10 pm
Glad you're enjoying today's efforts! Thanks Cern!
concern3 - December 5, 2015, 11:15 am
you're on a roll miss b***er

I.E. Loading -

TAGS: internet explorer loading slow computer
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - January 6, 2016, 7:03 pm
The only thing slower is the snail mail, Every the boys & girls at Redmond try to make things Better they make it Worse.

slowpokious -

Trial Marriage -